50 Grit is a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it, too, was forged in the heart of a dying star.

This cape-less vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back-ne and keratosis pilaris. According to legend, its vicious nylon/polyester blend increases blood flow and nails three pointers making it powerful in life yet unstoppable in death. Not for the weak and infirm, commit 15 seconds to gently buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face) on the daily. Be disciplined, be brave.

You might wince during its single minded determination to purge yer filth but like a bad decision that turns into a damn good time, 50 Grit will hurt you just enough.

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For orders less than $100, a flat $6.95 shipping fee applies.

All items are shipped via USPS only in the Continental U.S.

Orders are processed within 1 business day of purchase, unless your item is marked backordered.

Orders are shipped via USPS priority mail and usually
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Team Blonde will deliver FREE within 3 miles of our store. SAME DAY DELIVERY IS AVAILABLE - Please indicate all details in the notes.