Colorful collage art, hand-stamped wisdom and a touch of glitter make this card a work of art that’s perfect for everyone on your list!


Outside of card reads: “I can’t carry this for you – but I can help carry you when it gets too heavy. (it’s cool). I’ve been working out.”


5.5” Square Card* Blank Inside *Envelope color may vary.

Free shipping for online orders totaling $100 or more!

For orders less than $100, a flat $6.95 shipping fee applies.

All items are shipped via USPS only in the Continental U.S.

Orders are processed within 1 business day of purchase, unless your item is marked backordered.

Orders are shipped via USPS priority mail and usually
arrive between 2-4 business days. 

In-Store Pickup or Local Delivery

Team Blonde will deliver FREE within 3 miles of our store. SAME DAY DELIVERY IS AVAILABLE - Please indicate all details in the notes.